Kyle Johnson I really don't hate you at all.

As far as me being a loser that really depends on perspective. I have a college degree, good job, a family, a nice house, nice things in the house, a nice car. I'm not a millionaire but I do okay.

I'm also quite talented in many things. I've been known to produce nice artwork and show great craftsmanship on many levels with many different materials.

Also keep in mind you are not the only martial artist around and that I can kick really, really hard. REALLY HARD. A fight can go either way very quickly as I'm sure you have learned from your record of five wins and four losses from like ten years ago. I've watched some of your fights and I'm pretty sure you couldn't take two people at the same time, and definitely not 20+

You sir, are no Bruce Lee

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Kyle Johnson Your kickboxing record is almost impressive 19-11

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Maga Blaggles is this the internet version of napolean dynamite

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Kyle Johnson Let me get fiddy cents for a pop

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Shane McShuckle Did he really title himself as Bruce Lee?

Man the originality. Gets me just as much as his hello kitty bullshit.

But I vote we humor his 'skills' and invite him back to melee, then let him test this theory.

Then permanently ban him.

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Stephen Walker The delusion is strong in this one.

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Tanner Downing As I sit here eating my morning cereal, I think to myself......HOW THE HELL CAN SOMEONE BE SO. DAMN. DENSE.

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Kyle Johnson Years of training

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Tanner Downing Okay, but what path of training does one take? The way of the Mule?

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Shane McShuckle Onwy da heweeng wood say dat.

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Tanner Downing Don't make B.B.U.T. fourth wall appearance on this thread

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Shane McShuckle B.B.U.H.T

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Tanner Downing Oh yeah, new title

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David Alexander Cardamone I have not fought under normal conditions being "May the Best Man Win". I have fought under conditions where white trash KKK hicks have tried to make me lose. I have fought sick, I have fought poisoned, and I have fought where the judges will not let me win unless I KO my opponent, they are all KKK and boneheads.

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David Alexander Cardamone I pray any demonic whisper and agitator sent to manipulate and provoke you is silenced and the peace and confidence of God prevail!

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David Alexander Cardamone This is my prayer my pastor gave me.

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Tony Rodermund I give up. What is b.b.u.t?

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David Alexander Cardamone you are all "Demonic Whisperers". I will never ever ever ever ever ever play Melee again. I do not want to play with white trash KKK hicks who are demonic whisperers and lick the ass of the devil. I will not be around narrow-minded white trash hicks.

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David Alexander Cardamone you are all white trash hicks. I am going to unfriend every single person that is in Melee right now.

David Alexander Cardamone tsk tsk dont make me laugh- you guys perhaps haven't read anything of anything of higher intellectual amplitude of lets say, "Harry Potter" books?

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Kyle Johnson Where do you work at David Alexander Cardamone?

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Shane McShuckle David, your continued existence makes everything laugh.

Except that poor dog that the rest of the world can hear begging for somebody to put it out of its misery.

Why a deaf man gets an annoying ass yappy dog is beyond me.

Granted, so is a deaf guy that pretends to be a DJ.

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David Alexander Cardamone I dont pretend to be a DJ I produce my own music I dont play other peoples music Ill bet you dont have the intellectual capacity to use a DAW let alone have the intellectual fortitude and artistry to produce your own music, white trash hick. Thats what you are, a white trash redneck. Now go and kiss Hitlers tinny micropenis.

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David Alexander Cardamone I do research for a professor and his laboratory.I fly overseas do to that.

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Shane McShuckle Pics or it didn't happen.

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Shane McShuckle And how you call that atrocity you 'make' as 'music' is hilarious and beneath me.

Granted I can actually hear the abortion that it is. As can your dog. Hence why it begs people to kill it....See More

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Shane McShuckle And Kyle Johnson, you know this tool doesn't work. Nobody, even those NOT in their right mind, would pay his dumbass to do anything.

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David Alexander Cardamone Shane, you are obviously the most stupidest person in the world to hate upon someone who can beat the living shit out of you into oblivion. You are fucking loser weakling. And you are fucking nazi. So go lick the shit off Hitlers Tiny Mircopenis, you fuckiing Redneck KKK white trash crystal meth smoking hick.

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Shane McShuckle First and foremost, I will happily pay you to try David. Genuinely. I'd love nothing more than to beat you into a fucking coma.

So come on widdit you ignorant pathetic creepy piece of shit....See More

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Shane McShuckle It's okay though, I know you're just lashing out because you're miserably lonely and no woman will give you the time of day.

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David Alexander Cardamone you are such a sissified pussy, you redneck hick. You are a non-intellectual. This is you, licking the boots of skinheads and boneheads as sissified nazi maidboy, kneeling to kiss HItlers tiny micropenis. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwcscivWlF1r0jrfko1_400...

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Shane McShittle's bitchery

Shane McShuckle Then stop being such a creepy douchebag

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David Alexander Cardamone Only the hearies are creepy douchebags who have scatplay sex and suck on turds for their poop reward. Fuck you little Nazi, go suck Hitlers tiny micropenis.

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Shane McShuckle And only you are ignorant enough to think that.

Your fecalphilia is beginning to become an issue man......See More

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David Alexander Cardamone Listen up, I know you think you are "goth" and "different' but you are not. You're just like a conformist jock boy. You follow the peer pressures of those around you, because you cannot think for yourself. You actions reflect this. Just like the rest o...See More

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David Alexander Cardamone Shane McShuckle Two Hearing Girls, One Cup, Zero Deaf.

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David Alexander Cardamone I dont understand why you are doing this Shane. I dont hate you. But if this is because of some facebook drama thats a different issue. I live in a world that is different from yours. Being deaf is not the same as being hearing. I live in a world where...See More

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David Alexander Cardamone why are you all Okies like Skinheads and Boneheads with hair? You all think you're not a Skinhead with them big boots, suspenders, bald head, but you all think like one. You all think you have to get on your submissive knees and kiss Hitlers Tiny Micro...See More

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Kyle Johnson Bet you voted for Hillary...

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David Alexander Cardamone Gary Johnson but Jill Stein wasn't on the ballot.

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Kyle Johnson Good job

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Kyle Johnson Never mind, I take it back

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David Alexander Cardamone I think its so sad that Shane has low self-esteem to hate on me for being deaf and different. People who can't think for themselves and follow the crowd hate on the intellectuals who have Critical Thinking Intellectual Autonomy. For example, if you hav...See More

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Shane McShuckle Holy shit I'm kind of upset I never got these notifications.

Here we go....See More

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Shane McShuckle David. You're not special. You're not some gift to the world, 'last of the intellectuals' or whatever.

You're a sad, probably lonely, creature that has thoroughly convinced yourself the world hates you....See More

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Shane McShuckle I honestly wonder though. You are/were an mma fighter and such or whatever...

What if, while in a cage, you were just beaten. Senseless. Deaf-er. Retarded. Like literally just beaten until -motions at David- was the end result.

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Kyle Johnson I hate to open this can of worms but reading books doesn't make you an intellectual

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Shane McShuckle Kyle Johnson, BTW, I love you.

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Stephen Walker I just came across the perfect meme for the occasion

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David Alexander Cardamone tsk tsk dont make me laugh- you guys perhaps haven't read anything of anything of higher intellectual amplitude of lets say, "Harry Potter" books?

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Kyle Johnson Where do you work at David Alexander Cardamone?

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Shane McShuckle David, your continued existence makes everything laugh.

Except that poor dog that the rest of the world can hear begging for somebody to put it out of its misery.

Why a deaf man gets an annoying ass yappy dog is beyond me.

Granted, so is a deaf guy that pretends to be a DJ.

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David Alexander Cardamone I dont pretend to be a DJ I produce my own music I dont play other peoples music Ill bet you dont have the intellectual capacity to use a DAW let alone have the intellectual fortitude and artistry to produce your own music, white trash hick. Thats what you are, a white trash redneck. Now go and kiss Hitlers tinny micropenis.